THE BUCKET LIST
Bucket lists are very personal. If you have one, if you are thinking about writing one, or even if you don’t know what the hell it is we’re talking about then consider this—what are the most awesome things you want to do in your lifetime?
Climb Mount Everest with Bear Grylls.
Swim with the sharks on the Great Barrier Reef with a T-Bone stapled to your bikini for a real adrenaline rush.
Party at Carnival in Rio.
Break the Guinness World Record for the most balloons inflated by the nose in 3 minutes.
Finish the New York Marathon.
Publish a book called “Baza’s Guide to the Best Australian Chicken Parmy Pub Meal”.
Solo the Rottnest Channel Swim with enough reserve energy to party on at the Quokka Arms afterwards.
Name your children after the place they were conceived (exceptions made for that romantic evening in Tittybong, Victoria).
Learn to yodel.
Bring beige safari suits back into fashion.
Direct the next Hollywood blockbuster Blade 4 where big Wesley Snipes and his gleaming silver sword mix up a massive dose of bad-ass with all those trendy teenage vampires and their perfect haircuts.
Become a liver transplant surgeon.
Write a successful blog on “Why I love my Christian Louboutin boot collection”.
Milk a porcupine.
Streak across the MCG on grand final day to get free advertising for your Brazilian waxing business.
Debut at the Sydney Opera House dressed in a sparkly sequined white leather suit singing “I Still Call Australia Home”.
Skydive naked into Oktoberfest without spilling a drop.
Find an answer to the question “Why are we here?”.
Finish an Avon Descent in a penguin suit and a kayak made of recyclable milk cartons.
Become a registered organ donor and save a mate's life (it's the easiest thing to do).